Dan thinks he is a love machine.
He thinks he is as hot now as he was at 25....and he thinks
everyone else thinks so too. Like that babe by the pool.
everyone else thinks so too. Like that babe by the pool.
Do you think Dan is in denial?
G is for Going Gray
Glenda was going gray. Now Glenda is going red.
Tomorrow Glenda may be going black.
Middle age is a wonderful time to learn all about colors!
R is for Rock Music
Rockin’ Ron has always loved cool rock music.
But Ron’s cool rock music isn’t so cool any more.
But Ron’s cool rock music isn’t so cool any more.
You can hear it in the elevator.
You can hear it at the supermarket.
You can hear it on a tv ad for incontinence aids.
You can hear it at the supermarket.
You can hear it on a tv ad for incontinence aids.
Man. Ron is so out, baby.
Now Ron doesn’t rock. Now Rockin’ Ron is a middle-aged square.
Now Ron doesn’t rock. Now Rockin’ Ron is a middle-aged square.
N is for Night Sweats
Nora has a new hobby: not sleeping at night.
She gets night sweats. She is in menopause. She is middle-aged.
Husband Ned is middle-aged too.
But he is not in menopause.He does not get night sweats. He sleeps at night
Nora has another new hobby: waking up Ned.
She gets night sweats. She is in menopause. She is middle-aged.
Husband Ned is middle-aged too.
But he is not in menopause.He does not get night sweats. He sleeps at night
Nora has another new hobby: waking up Ned.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
